A Shocking Sight in the Mother City
In a stunning turn of events, a brand new BMW M2 crashes outside the BMW dealership on Cape Town’s Foreshore on July 12, 2024. The incident left onlookers in awe and raised questions about the driver’s skills and the vehicle’s safety features.
The Incident Unfolds
Eyewitnesses report that the BMW M2, worth over R1.5 million, was traveling at a high speed before it suddenly spun out of control and crashed into a parking bay. And we mean “into” a parking bay – as in, the vehicle managed to fit perfectly into a single parking space, like a precision driving stunt gone wrong!
Master Skills
We can only assume the driver possesses some sort of secret agent training to achieve such a feat. Who needs a garage when you can park your car in a single bay from 50 feet away? It’s like they say: “You haven’t lived until you’ve crashed a BMW into a parking bay with surgical precision!”
Eyewitness Accounts
“I was having lunch in my car when I heard a loud bang. Then I saw a huge, luxurious BMW had crashed,” said one eyewitness. “I couldn’t process what just happened. I got out of my car and saw that my car was bumped in front. I was very lucky,” added another.
Police Investigation
The Western Cape police have confirmed the accident and are investigating the circumstances surrounding the incident. We’re pretty sure the driver’s excuse will be “I meant to do that.”
BMW’s Response
BMW declared that they sold the vehicle months ago and refused to disclose the client’s personal information. We suspect they secretly admire the driver’s… creative parking skills.
Social Media Reaction
The incident has sparked a heated debate on social media, with many commenting on the driver’s lack of skill and the car’s high price tag. Critics question the vehicle’s safety features, however the admirers marvel at the driver’s masterful parking abilities.
View the video here
Conclusion
The brand new BMW M2 crashes outside the Cape Town dealership, serving as a stark reminder of the importance of safe driving practices and the need for drivers to always remain alert and cautious on the road. Alternatively, one could simply claim to be a secret agent with unparalleled driving skills to explain this mishap.
